Oh hohooooo you know it!
Hhahaa but yeah, it kind of sucks to be sexually frustrated yet a prude at the same time…life is tough :’(
Can a guy in his 20’s that likes anime too date me or something?
Shush it’s not like I’m desperate…or…anything…
· 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
Can I choose all? :O
· 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
Never ever. I’ve never kissed a boy or had a boyfriend, so no sexual encounters for me.
· 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
Grimmjow from Bleach because he seems like a naughty kitty.
Also, Kakuzu and Hidan from Naruto…they’ve lived for quite a long time and they both seem like alpha males except maybe in yaoi so I’m sure they’d be fantastic fucks in bed
· 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
Being licked by a tongue…I haven’t personally experienced it but judging on pictures and videos it is a huge turn-on for me
· 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
A graveyard…or a public bathroom. Firstly disrespectful and the latter is filthy.
· 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
I have never been sexually attracted to someone in real life(other than celebrities or anime men) in 21 years of my life.
· 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
Anime men in bandages.
· 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
A tie or something? A smoother fabric, I’m not into hardcore bondage…
· 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
Whisper dirty things in my ear and leave butterfly kisses from my cheek down to my neck…
· 10: Top or bottom?
Hmmm…bottom, because I’m lazy. LOL
· 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
We were about to meet up at Tim Hortons but then he was an hour late and I never talked to him again. LOL
· 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
Well I guess it depends on how fast the guy gets erect again? Because I’m pretty sure girls can have multiple orgasms?
· 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
My porn collection saved in my harddrive. Shhhh1
· 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
· 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
Errr I don’t like the idea of sucking on someone’s cock which might have been in another woman’s vajayjay.
Feeling self-conscious when your man goes down on you, because it is so intimate.
· 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
· 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
Ew no. Unless one day my significant other fingers me and shoves his finger in my mouth, I don’t think I ever will.
· 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
Unprotected sex is never okay unless you want to have a baby, one of you is neutered(is that the right term?) or that you both know you’re STD-free.
· 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
An Irish sociology prof who wore cardigans and looked like a thinner version of Hugh Jackman.
· 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
· 21: How big is too big:
LOL how would I know. I just don’t want my vajayjay to hurt or get loose.
· 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
Peeing or anything gross like that.
· 23: Biggest turn on:
Dirty talk through whispers and licking(anywhere).
· 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
I haven’t personally felt it but I hope in the future: collarbone, lower stomach, earlobe.
· 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
Don’t ask me, I’m 24/7 sexually frustrated.
· 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
I would love it, it means you’re doing something right J
· 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
Anal sex. No, seriously.
· 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
As Tyler Durden once said, “Self improvement is masturbation”.
· 29: Best sexual compliment you ever got:
· 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
I can’t believe I’m naïve to not understand this.
· 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
What is nut? Like sucking on them balls? Errrr I don’t know.
· 32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”
If they have glasses, has facial hair and is a fairly attractive older man, we are fucking.
· 33: What your favorite part of your body:
My child-bearing hips. I’m very self-conscious about my hips when it comes to styling clothes but when it comes to sex, I think they’ll truly be ASS-ets. Did you see what I did there?
· 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
Caressing, licking, whispering.
· 35: Love (>,36: What do you wear to bed?
Oversized t-shirt and shorts. No bra.
· 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
I was quite young when I discovered the magic of the bean but I don’t touch my ladyparts really…I’m terrified of my own vagina lmfao I see it as a sacred place. (Don’t ask me why LOL I don’t know either)
· 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
I’m too self-conscious to do any of that.
· 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
· 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Nope. Maybe…in the car? I don’t like grass or the outdoors, really.
· 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
Hnnnnnnnng in my dreams I would. I don’t think I’m attractive enough to be invited into a threesome anytime lol
· 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
Ew I don’t want anything near or in my vagina not even my own fingers.
· 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
NOOOOOOOO. Masturbation is for the bedroom only. IMHO. That’s where I feel most safe, secure and comfortable.
· 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
Nah, the bathrooms are too small in the mile-high club. I might be claustrophobic.
· 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
Something jazzy, I guess?
· 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
Anime. But you can argue that anime has underlying sexual tension among all characters hahahahaha
· 47: Most attractive celebrity?
I can’t pick one but the one I’d like to fuck the most is David Morrissey.
· 48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not?
No, I can’t stand watching 2 attractive guys fucking while I can’t be part of it.
· 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
· 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
Nope and I hope that never happens~
· 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
Close-ups and penises penetrating vaginas, uncensored. EWWWWWW
· 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
Um I sometimes have cellulite around my upper thighs when I lose weight?
· 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
I don’t think I will like to, because as I mentioned before, his cock might have been in some other woman’s private parts and I have to put that in my mouth. Ick.
But I guess giving head is essential in a relationship? As read on the internet, lol. Well I will only give head if he eats me out. Fair exchange, I think.
· 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
As long as it’s not tacky or too colorful.
· 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
Hahaha how about taking my virginity first?
· 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
Umm anything that doesn’t go with ice cream?
· 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
Nope, I’m a sexually-frustrated fangirl and proud of it.
· 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
Nope! I can’t even touch my own vajayjay, more so a sex toy!
· 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
Sure, why not?
· 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
UM YES BECAUSE I AM VERY SENSITIVE AND I HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. IF HE EVER SUGGESTED SOMETHING LIKE THAT, HE MOST LIKELY WOULDN’T BE MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
· 61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?
Pornstar all the way baby~~
· 62: Do you watch porn?
Yep! But I’m quite picky lol
· 63: How small is too small?
As long as it’s not a micro-penis and that he puts his heart into it and is talented with his hands and tongue, it’s all good!
· 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
No, not to my face, at least, LOL.
· 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
My dog, with tongue, unfortunately. It means he loves me J
· 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
Why not? It’d be fun, I think.
· 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
NO ABSOLUTELY NOT. I don’t want my vajayjay exposed in the air.
· 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
I don’t shave…I think pubic hair is natural and is made to protect your private parts. If your partner has a problem with your personal choice, you shouldn’t be partners.
· 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
· 70: Booty or Boobs?
Bootyyyyyyy! Because my boobs aren’t as good as my butt.
· 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
· 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
NO. AND I’M 21 YEARS OLD. *SOBS*
· 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
No, and I never will!
· 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
Queen Charlene. It’s not very street though…
· 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
Nooooo! I find it gross to have sex where someone else sleeps other than you or your partner.
· 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
EWWWWWWW I would not appreciate it.
· 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia?
Ewwwww…ok so that goes in the hole.
· 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
Fap, hoola-hoop naked to see it swing around, wear a speedo and check the bulge, fap and fap some more.