·         1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

Can I choose all? :O

·         2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

Never ever. I’ve never kissed a boy or had a boyfriend, so no sexual encounters for me.

·         3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

Grimmjow from Bleach because he seems like a naughty kitty.

Also, Kakuzu and Hidan from Naruto…they’ve lived for quite a long time and they both seem like alpha males except maybe in yaoi so I’m sure they’d be fantastic fucks in bed

·         4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

Being licked by a tongue…I haven’t personally experienced it but judging on pictures and videos it is a huge turn-on for me

·         5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

A graveyard…or a public bathroom. Firstly disrespectful and the latter is filthy.

·         6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________

I have never been sexually attracted to someone in real life(other than celebrities or anime men) in 21 years of my life.

·         7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

Anime men in bandages.

·         8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

A tie or something? A smoother fabric, I’m not into hardcore bondage…

·         9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

Whisper dirty things in my ear and leave butterfly kisses from my cheek down to my neck…

·         10: Top or bottom?

Hmmm…bottom, because I’m lazy. LOL

·         11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]

We were about to meet up at Tim Hortons but then he was an hour late and I never talked to him again. LOL

·         12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

Well I guess it depends on how fast the guy gets erect again? Because I’m pretty sure girls can have multiple orgasms?

·         13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

My porn collection saved in my harddrive. Shhhh1

·         14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

FOREVER ALONE.

·         15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

Errr I don’t like the idea of sucking on someone’s cock which might have been in another woman’s vajayjay.

Feeling self-conscious when your man goes down on you, because it is so intimate.

·         16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER.

·         17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Ew no. Unless one day my significant other fingers me and shoves his finger in my mouth, I don’t think I ever will.

·         18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

Unprotected sex is never okay unless you want to have a baby, one of you is neutered(is that the right term?) or that you both know you’re STD-free.

·         19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

An Irish sociology prof who wore cardigans and looked like a thinner version of Hugh Jackman.

·         20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

Whipped cream~~~~

·         21: How big is too big:

LOL how would I know. I just don’t want my vajayjay to hurt or get loose.

·         22: One sexual thing you would never do:

Peeing or anything gross like that.

·         23: Biggest turn on:

Dirty talk through whispers and licking(anywhere).

·         24: Three spots that drive you insane:

I haven’t personally felt it but I hope in the future: collarbone, lower stomach, earlobe.

·         25: Worst possible time to get horny:

Don’t ask me, I’m 24/7 sexually frustrated.

·         26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

I would love it, it means you’re doing something right J

·         27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

Anal sex. No, seriously.

·         28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

As Tyler Durden once said, “Self improvement is masturbation”.

·         29: Best sexual compliment you ever got:

N/A. :’(

·         30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

I can’t believe I’m naïve to not understand this.

·         31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

What is nut? Like sucking on them balls? Errrr I don’t know.

·         32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”

If they have glasses, has facial hair and is a fairly attractive older man, we are fucking.

·         33: What your favorite part of your body:

My child-bearing hips. I’m very self-conscious about my hips when it comes to styling clothes but when it comes to sex, I think they’ll truly be ASS-ets. Did you see what I did there?

·         34: Favorite foreplay activities:

Caressing, licking, whispering.

·         35: Love (>,36: What do you wear to bed?

Oversized t-shirt and shorts. No bra.

·         37: When was the first time you masturbated:

I was quite young when I discovered the magic of the bean but I don’t touch my ladyparts really…I’m terrified of my own vagina lmfao I see it as a sacred place. (Don’t ask me why LOL I don’t know either)

·         38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

I’m too self-conscious to do any of that.

·         39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

Nope.

·         40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

Nope. Maybe…in the car? I don’t like grass or the outdoors, really.

·         41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

Hnnnnnnnng in my dreams I would. I don’t think I’m attractive enough to be invited into a threesome anytime lol

·         42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

Ew I don’t want anything near or in my vagina not even my own fingers.

·         43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

NOOOOOOOO. Masturbation is for the bedroom only. IMHO. That’s where I feel most safe, secure and comfortable.

·         44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

Nah, the bathrooms are too small in the mile-high club. I might be claustrophobic.

·         45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

Something jazzy, I guess?

·         46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

Anime. But you can argue that anime has underlying sexual tension among all characters hahahahaha

·         47: Most attractive celebrity?

I can’t pick one but the one I’d like to fuck the most is David Morrissey.

·         48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not?

No, I can’t stand watching 2 attractive guys fucking while I can’t be part of it.

·         49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

Non-existant.

·         50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

Nope and I hope that never happens~

·         51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

Close-ups and penises penetrating vaginas, uncensored. EWWWWWW

·         52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

Um I sometimes have cellulite around my upper thighs when I lose weight?

·         53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

I don’t think I will like to, because as I mentioned before, his cock might have been in some other woman’s private parts and I have to put that in my mouth. Ick.

But I guess giving head is essential in a relationship? As read on the internet, lol. Well I will only give head if he eats me out. Fair exchange, I think.

·         54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

As long as it’s not tacky or too colorful.

·         55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

Hahaha how about taking my virginity first?

·         56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

Umm anything that doesn’t go with ice cream?

·         57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

Nope, I’m a sexually-frustrated fangirl and proud of it.

·         58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

Nope! I can’t even touch my own vajayjay, more so a sex toy!

·         59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

Sure, why not?

·         60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

UM YES BECAUSE I AM VERY SENSITIVE AND I HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. IF HE EVER SUGGESTED SOMETHING LIKE THAT, HE MOST LIKELY WOULDN’T BE MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

·         61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?

Pornstar all the way baby~~

·         62: Do you watch porn?

Yep! But I’m quite picky lol

·         63: How small is too small?

As long as it’s not a micro-penis and that he puts his heart into it and is talented with his hands and tongue, it’s all good!

·         64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

No, not to my face, at least, LOL.

·         65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

My dog, with tongue, unfortunately. It means he loves me J

·         66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

Why not? It’d be fun, I think.

·         67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

NO ABSOLUTELY NOT. I don’t want my vajayjay exposed in the air.

·         68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

I don’t shave…I think pubic hair is natural and is made to protect your private parts. If your partner has a problem with your personal choice, you shouldn’t be partners.

·         69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

Hahahaha no.

·         70: Booty or Boobs?

Bootyyyyyyy! Because my boobs aren’t as good as my butt.

·         71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

Tinky Winky.

·         72: Have you ever been on an official date?

NO. AND I’M 21 YEARS OLD. *SOBS*

·         73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

No, and I never will!

·         74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

Queen Charlene. It’s not very street though…

·         75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

Nooooo! I find it gross to have sex where someone else sleeps other than you or your partner.

·         76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

EWWWWWWW I would not appreciate it.

·         77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia?

Ewwwww…ok so that goes in the hole.

·         78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?